WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!! !!! – all about jokes!!!

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WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!! !!!
Our phone~~wireless!
Cooking~~fireless!
Food~~fatless!
Dress~~sleeveless!
Youth~~jobless!
Leaders~~shameless! Relations~~meaningless! Attitudes~~careless!
Feelings~~heartless! Education~~valueless! Children~~mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS
But still,Our hopes are ~Endless
In fact I am speechless.

Odedina Taofeek
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LAUGH MATTER

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Who is the funniest?

1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi…..

2.IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept….

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.

5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills….

6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..

7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away……

8.AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it…..

10.A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe……..

11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said “Hmmm” na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am….

12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.

Odedina Taofeek
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